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PAYING THE RENT: A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, while the man holds the back of her calves and bangs ferociously

LAP DANCING: strip club act in which a woman will grind her body into the lap of a trick. The trick is usually clothed and the woman is semi-naked or full-naked. LICK HITTER: severely addicted person who prostitutes just enough to get a dose of drugs or alcohol. When that weans, she is back on the “track” until she can get another dose. LOP COCK: Circumcised penis THE LORENA BOBBIT: For the female ones. Then move it violently back and forth alt.com jerking and jumping in an attempt to stun your partner with a fracture penis! LOT LIZARD: Prostitute who picks clients at truck stops. She may serve a particular trucker for a long period while travelling with him.

Maybe she is a former prostitute and with time gained the control of a group. MAMASAN: female manager of a massage parlor MEAT PUPPET/MEAT: Penis THE MELLON DIVE: Headbutting a woman’s big fat titties. Always lots of fun. THE MENTHOL: The act of getting suction from a chick who just moments earlier ate a numerous amounts of cough syrup, thus giving a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock. MISSIONARY: Most common sexual position where the man is on top, girl on back. MONKEY WRENCH: When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and sucks you off. MONROE TRANSFER: Transferring your shit to your partners rectum by connecting both your asshole with a tube.

LUCKY PIERRE: The one sandwiched between other tow in a threesome MADAME: Senior female pimp who manages a brothel or prostitution area

THE MORK: Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girl’s ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. MORNING WOOD: Erection of the penis first thing in the morning usually goes off after urination. MOSES: A person who enjoys sex with a menstruating woman. THE MOTORBOAT: A type of oral sex in which you imitate the sound of a motorboat by placing your lips on her clit and blowing air. MUFF TEASER: Finger, suck, eat, etc. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob.

Then leave the room without saying a word. NEW JERSEY MEAT-HOOK: Like digital rectal examination. It involves screwing your girls ass with a finger while feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind. NUT: Testes OUTLAW: prostituted person generally successful in avoiding control by pimps. OYSTER: A dangerous act where you numb your balls with ice and put the bag into your chick’s mouth. Then let her munch on them. OWO: oral without condom PAPASAN: male manager of a massage parlor PARTY HAT: condom. Protected sex. PATTYCAKE: You are banging a slut doggy style while toy friend gets her head. It get a quick game of pattycake going.

PEARL NECKLACE: It happens when you leave your load on her neck that takes the shape of a lovely jewelry. PECKER CHEESE: Granular white substance lodged between foreskin and glans penis. Smegma. PECKER TRACKS: Semen stain left over on a sheet of paper or other similar object after masturbation PEE-PEE: penis PEEP SHOWS, LIVE SEX SHOWS: usually found in pornography stores. The trick stays behind a glass partition, and directs sexual activity by women and/or men, with or without sex toys and other props, to fulfill his fantasies. THE PIG ROAST: While you’re plugging some girl’s hole doggie style, (up the corn hole or the fun-hole, pick your poison) she’s blowing your best friend’s cock at the same time, hence simulating a pig on a spit.